by Sohaib Alvi
November 23, Nomansland: Ace political analyst Sohaib Alvi has obtained exclusive inside knowledge of how Sherry Rehman suddenly appeared out of nowhere to become ambassador for US. The story goes like this:
Mr. PM had been sent to the the one that mattered to seek approval of the names. So Mr. PM and Mr.Ambassador were sitting together on 23rd morning trying to figure out who to appoint among SB, JK, AG and ML. After both fell silent in their thoughts and PM began to doze off from the exertion, Mr. Ambassador said: “Enough. I cant think without a drink.”
So he shouted to Rehman Baba, the butler: “Get me Sherry, Rehman.”
The PM woke up by the shout and only heard the second sentence. He got up and said “Good choice Boss” and left leaving Mr. Ambassador bewildered and wondering where he was going.
The rest, as they say, is history 🙂